when u try to tell ur friends a pun
when ur friend likes puns
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
Science has proven that:
- Humans have auras
- Humans have organs that sense energy
- We inherit memories from our anscestors
- Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging.
- Compassion extends life
- Love is more than just an emotion
- Billions of other universes exist
- Meditation speeds healing
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents